Victoria's Secrets?

I mean, let's just wonder here. Isn't there a show out there waiting to happen? I see it now: "From the Mouths of Babes."

There is much, much more to underwear--and, no doubt, underwear modeling--than meets the eye. It could run after "What Not to Wear."

Maybe it should be called "Under There."

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Short of cockroaches and death, underwear really is something we as Americans share in common. In a way, it's our lowest common denominator, as it were, and in these uncertain times, I think it's very important for everybody to remember the certainties.

For instance, you don't want to be caught in an accident (or friendly fire, your odd battle, what have you) with ripped undies.