Sunday, February 11, 2007

Do Not Pass Go?

As reported by Landmark West!, Community Board 7's Parks & Preservation Committee rejected the New-York Historical Society's application to alter the façade of its triple-layered landmark building on Central Park West.

As I understand Landmark West!'s report, the P&P Committee voted No on the façade alterations and No on taking any action on this project until the Historial Society discloses plans for Phase One and Phase Two.

The evening of Tuesday, March 6, the full Community Board (7) will meet to vote on the Parks & Preservation Committee's resolution.

Until the Landmarks Preservation Commission votes, though, it remains unclear just which kind of sky is the limit.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Mirror, Mirrer

Following up on my last post, the powers at Landmark West! have alerted me to the Community Board 7 meeting planned for Thursday, Feb. 8 at 7 p.m. at the Fourth Universalist Society. The New York Historical Society will be presenting Phase One to CB7's Parks and Preservation Committee.

This is a perfect time for people concerned about Phase II to attend, and not just to see the Reverend McNatt in poiseful action.

In the novel of this story, people bring hand mirrors of some kind--perhaps c. 1804--and bob them silently aloft whenever the Louise Mirrer character speaks. If she can still look people in the eye, why not help her to the next step of living with herself if Phase Two continues its march toward reification?

Since this meeting will represent the real-life version of events, I doubt anybody will bring a hand mirror to hold aloft.

In any case: Make history matter.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Showdown at nine o'clock p.m.

Bill Moyers said it best, standing at a microphone: "This is akin to being told by the Texas sharp, 'Play the cards fair, I know what I've dealt you.' " He was addressing N-YHS trustee Barbara Knowles Debs before more than a couple of hundred people (about two hundred had left by 9 p.m.) beneath the majestic ceiling of the Fourth Universalist Society on Central Park West.

Ms. Debs was the last N-YHS speaker to speak eloquently about its mission and its importance to the city, the nation, and the world. Her words were to be the last of a presentation whose slides covered included only renovations regarding the Society's landmarked façade. It left unaddressed the matter of a 75,000-square-foot envelope with a giant invisible "For Sale!" sign overhead.

Why was the most important part of the presentation missing?

As the Society's head would like us to believe, the projected partnership with a yet-to-be-revealed developer is not ready to be presented and discussed. Everybody, including Mr. Moyers, knew better.

You could have heard an errant snowflake landing against one of the Clayton & Bell stained glass windows, it was that quiet.

"This is like putting a building in the center of Paris," Mr. Moyers added. He himself is an avowed admirer of the Society and beneficiary of its manifold treasures. He is also neighbor of its esteemed establishment.

The audience, which overfilled orchestra seating at the Fourth Universalist society, had come to hear just what N-YHS president and C.E.O. Louise Mirrer had to say. She didn't have much except by way of practiced public relations gobbedly gook.

Her position teetered on the threshold of sheer tackiness--Ms. Mirrer used to be a Medieval scholar, before she was an administrator at C.U.N.Y--when the question period turned out to be studded with appearances by . . . employees of the New York Historical Society! The majority of them had been hired on about a year ago.

As angry people shouted and groaned (quite a heckling crowd) Ms. Mirrer stood her ground, along with her architect Mr. Byard, and the Revered Rosemary McNatt. (Reverend McNatt, who was moderating, was the only person radiating unscripted human-beingness.)

After two hours, the audience, which had taken in a presentation about Phase One--it covered the benefits of a new café with Keith Haring's Pop Shop ceiling, the expected ease of flow in the new exhibition spaces, the extremely pressing matter of library storage and access--the audience was finally getting a little bit of satisfaction.

Mr. Moyers wanted assurance from Ms. Debs: If he and the public fully support Phase One, a $15 million up-do already in process, will the Society ditch it's air rights sale? Ms. Debs faced him fully. She looked, from where I sat, just the tiniest bit heartbroken as she told him, simply: No.

(The look made me wonder: Must the Society sell its air rights? If it doesn't, will the bank come and take away all the documents and toss them on the garbage heap?)

What the audience came for, and what Mr. Moyers so thrillingly gave them, was voice of protest that could penetrate the walls of Ms. Mirrer's fortress. For a few minutes, people actually held onto hope that Central Park West and this triple-landmarked building would not be marred by steel stems assembling a new toy above a city institution whose leaders should be repelled by such an idea.


PHASE TWO, the air rights sale, is out there, pacing the horizon, as it were. (Four commas!) Landmark West!, an Upper West Side preservation group (for which I have stuffed envelopes) has marked out this territory as part of its Save Our Skyline campaign, the estimable Kate Wood presiding.

Ms. Wood amassed for the evening a flyer's worth of text, including quotations from everybody from Philip Johnson to James Stuart Polshek to Paul Goldberger (and, all right, Bill and Judith Davidson Moyers) regarding the last time the Society tried to dishonor city history and give way to a tower overhead.

That was thirteen years ago.

There are no good arguments, really, for the city's historical society to show its hometown the back of its hand this way. It's bad architecture, it mocks its own existence, it's cynical.


TO SOME, a tower on Central Park West is just another neato tall building. A developer sees a tower, I see a giant middle finger, extended.

I am glad to be standing inside the cathedral with Mr. Moyers at the microphone.

He is saying: "Once you take that space away, you will never get it back."

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Reading Groups

I think it would be fun to hold semester-long, or even year-long, reading groups: leisurely banquets.

Some people whose work I'd like to discuss: Wendell Berry, Noam Chomsky, Wilfred Thesiger, Edward Abbey, Marjane Satrapi, Wallace Shawn, Christopher Durang, Mina Loy, A.R. Gurney.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Gus the Dog

Did you, kind (or unprintably unkind) reader, ever meet Gus the Dog? He was the deeply lovable wire-haired pointing griffon at Ivy's Books. Ivy's has seen better months. I met him several days ago, and although he didn't seem to care for me--he barked when I tried to pet him (from the sweetest dog I'd met in years, this gave me pause)--and looked forward to seeing him again.

When returned to the store Saturday, Gus was not there. Saturday I learned the store is closing end of the month.

Today's visit brought the sight a photograph of Gus, with "1995-2006" underneath the image. At first I thought it indicated the closing of the store, because He Had Just Been There Days Before. Could not bring myself to ask about more than the meaning of the photograph.

A storekeeper on Broadway told me Gus had been hit by a car.

No more Gus, and no more Ivy's.

Some people like a chance to say good-bye. Some people don't.

Not to sound like Oprah channeling Cindy Adams by way of Gordon Gekko's WASP clients but: a milkshake toast to Gus, tonight. Cheers.

Friday, November 24, 2006

There is a Farm in Massachusetts

I just haven't visited it, yet.

It's somewhere around here. I'm directly west of Boston, near the Connecticut River.

Today I found what must be the Most Perfect Window Seat in the Entire United States. It's at Book Mill. I barely wanted to sit down in because I knew that if I stayed for more than 10 minutes, I might never get up.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

It Wasn't the Last Entry Because

I came across an excellent word ending in Y; however, I can't remember exactly where I saw it. I think (think) it was in Lisa Shea's review in a magazine (but which?) of Jennifer Egan's new novel The Keep.

The word was basementy.